What your mother warned you about
James Coates will teach for cake

This is my retro homepage, though I like to think of it as web dot nothing. I "maintain" it on the basis that there's been a web presence here since the mid-nineties and some people might still think me relevant enough to stalk me. Ideally, I'd have written it entirely in Markdown but shit happens.

Here is some useful - or not so useful - information about me in no particular order of importance:

If you're here because of work, you're in the wrong place, but here's a link to an English CV or un CV en Français.

The Interactive Web History Experience starts here...

There is nothing to see here now.

Meanwhile, here are some links to things that may or may not be particularly interesting:

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