This is my retro homepage, I like to think of it as web dot nothing.

I "maintain" it on the basis that there's been a web presence here since the mid-nineties and some people might still think it relevant. (Hi Mum!)

Here are some links to things that may or may not be particularly interesting:

  • Work - income of choice
  • Mageia - operating system of choice
  • Bouygues Telecom - Mobile/ISP of choice (currently in exile with Sosh)
  • France 24 - (current) propaganda of choice
  • Vroom - traction of choice
  • N26 - bank of choice
  • Duolingo - language-learning platform of choice
  • EN FR EO NL GA - languages of choice (in order of intoxication/proficiency)

Here is some useful - or not so useful - information about me, in no particular order of importance:

  • I am a Leo, apparently
  • I bought a bicycle once
  • I grew up in countryside but moved to a city when I realised I was allergic to animals
  • I am currently living in the south-ish of France and teach English to adults in exchange for shiny things
  • I enjoy travelling, but don't do enough
  • I have a bit of a French car fixation. Big, old, floaty Citroëns, preferably
  • I did web stuff from 1995-2010, a lot of it online smut-mongery. I don't any more. (Does it show?)
  • I am not the James Coates of The Chicago Tribune