This is my retro homepage, I like to think of it as web dot nothing. 

I "maintain" it on the basis that there's been a web presence here since the mid-nineties and some people might still think it relevant. (Hi Mum!)

If you are reading this, it is quite likely that I am still not dead.

Here are some links to things that may or may not be particularly interesting:

Here is some useful - or not so useful - information about me, in no particular order of importance: